im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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