a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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