Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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