That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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