i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The adults are the big ones right?
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