So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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