He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
