well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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