; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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