he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
