She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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