the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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