these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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