We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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