Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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