When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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