I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
