So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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