it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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