who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Randomize
