I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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