I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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