she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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