do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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