Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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