Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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