if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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