What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
