I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is wine microwaveable?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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