You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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