quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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