Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
