can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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