Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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