are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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