i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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