I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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