i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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