And the cops told us we were all naked.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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