but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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