FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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