Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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