this must be what syphilis tastes like
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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