if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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