Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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