you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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