these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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