If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
