some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
this hospital has no fireball
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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