best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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