And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I understand Curling. That high.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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