I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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